The former president boasted that he not only won but that the event “serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher” and proves he has the “strength and stamina” to govern again.
But Kimmel noted that Trump wasn’t even in town for part of his own tournament.
So how’d he win?
Trump claimed he played a strong round at the course two days before the tournament and that that should count as his first-day score, giving him a five-stroke lead for a day of golf he missed.
Kimmel said that’s “like showing up at mile six and claiming you won the marathon.”
“Even Kim Jong Un is like, ‘Yeah, right, bro,’” Kimmel cracked.